Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019
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green garnish

hey man, let's get some green garnish
by krsmanovic February 06, 2020
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Cinnabon garnish

When you fuck a girl all night , and nut on her face or tits. Looks like a glazed Cinnabon treat.
I fucked her doggy all night, then gave her the Cinnabon garnish.
by Mcgwicko September 05, 2016
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