Garber

a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.

a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being

by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008

garber

Anyone who wears a strap-on.

You see that garber wearing a strap-on.

What a queer, must be a garber.

by sportsmangi May 6, 2011

garbfarkle

A word used to confuse young college girls.

M: Yeah, we got into a huge garbfarkle, no big deal.
F: what's that???
M: don't worry about it.

by Swadizzle April 16, 2011

Garber High

Everyone is fucking retarded, except Michael Carr

I heard Garber high is a good school.
No its full of fucking retards except that one kid Michael.

by Hugh Jasmines November 15, 2019

Garebear

A nickname made by friends for peoples crush names Gareth

Look it’s garebear ahahaha.

by Whoaoooo March 26, 2021

Reid garber

Tall redheaded female who wears fishnets and spiked chokers, the chokers serve the important purpose of giving the illusion she has smoked ten packs already that day. Reid garber is also always carrying her French bulldog named puglin with her, she is sure to let everyone that she meets know that puglin is in fact a rescue dog. 🤩🤩

Reid garber has ibs 😡😡 rawr arf

by Morbin_meetsmacdonald March 10, 2022

garber

garber (verb): to deliberately misspell someone's name in response to that person's misspelling of your name

Derived from the word garble.

What, he addressed you as Erik in his e-mail even though your signature clearly says Eric?? you should totally garber that jerk!

by OnlyatBrandeis January 16, 2013