Laptop Gangster

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".

NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."

by Benemalio October 8, 2008

Gangsterate

V. The act of giving legit beat-down to an idiot or moron.

Idiot: (being annoying or singing)
Certified G: Shut up, fool!! Or else I'll have to gangsterate you...
Idiot: Noooo! Anything but that!

by Certified G March 13, 2009

emotional gangster

is when you thug out every emotional situation . if somebody ask you about your problems , you don’t tell them because it’s going to get fixed either way , good or bad . you only let at least 1 person know what’s going on in the inside , but not the whole world . you remain thurl , and solid no matter what happens .

i’m a emotional gangster , i cry about it but ima thug it out soon .

by Shamiyaa July 24, 2019

Gakster

Apposed to a Plimbus, a Gakster is a creature that is NOT TO BE TRUSTED. Often described as being unpredictable, often hostile, determined, and of high intelligence.

If seen anywhere, DO NOT APPROACH.

"Hey man, I hear stories of a monster roaming around, do you think they're true?"
"Hell no. Nobody sees Gakster and lives to tell the tale."

by Varpa August 1, 2022

Plastic gangster

Some little mug that thinks he's proper hard.

Regularly gives it the big'un but when it comes down to it he's all mouth and no bollocks.

Man 1: "is that geezer a bit of of a hard nut then?"

Man 2: "nah mate, he's nuffin but a plastic gangster"

by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

Ro-Gangster

Ro-Gangsters are a rare species found in the game platform Roblox. During the past couple years this species has grown with insane speed. During 2020 Ro-Gangsters have managed to spread in all of Roblox and are found in every game. It has been common for moments like this to happen every 2 years but the problem with Ro-Gangsters is that they have a very high rate of attacking. The only recorded sound of a Ro-Gangster was "Mic up". The easiest way of identify a Ro-Gangster is by looking for someone that only wears dark clothes, has the stitch face equipped and approaches you to attack for no reason. The home of Ro-Gangsters is the toxic place known as Da Hood. If you're planning to visit Da Hood you should always come prepared for everything. The moment you hear loud music with swear words there's no way to run away and you have to fight the Ro-Gangster.

"Mic up" - 24kblockxss (Ro-Gangster)

by Incra February 23, 2021

Studio Gangster

An insult that refers to somebody who raps about ganglife style in Hiphop.

Orgin: Los Angeles late 80's

slang used by street gangsters who makes fun of people in hiphop rapping about the ganglife style.

"game is sold not told" meaning you live it and not speak about it.

also refers to being a wannabee gangster.

a person into hiphop and also intrigued by ganglifestyle and raps about it like he does it. and braggs in rap music of false situations. when in real life does none of it at all.

"you hear "MC BangBang" and "DJ Killalot" new tracks about them robbing a liquor store?"....
"Man... them fools ain't nothing but studio gangster".

"all these studio ganster shit raps about the same thing. it looks like they're just out for your money."

by Lec2 February 9, 2003