A town small enough to call it a hole, big enough to call it a CDP. (Census Designated Place)
Anyways, Gainesville also known as Gaynesville is a underated city in Alachula County, Florida which is a ant pile compared to Tallahassee. There biggest building is the hospital other than a run down 10 story hotel reserved from the 20's which has vampires and roaches running the floors. Gainesville being so small and run down, all they have in the city to use as there defense if their low team "The Florida Gators" with the All Time Low quarterback Tim Tebow. He thinks hes cool but hes not. All the houses in Gainesville are one story tall with maybe a attack for the Gainesville Roaches to hang out. People in Gainesville are inbred racist rednecks who hang around the local swamp and wait for a gator to move so they can get a picture and be like
Man One:
"ooooh I got a picture of a gator! I got to post this on my twitter!"
Man Two:
"Whats a twitter?"
Man One:
"I don't know, I heard one of those nole fans talking about it, Tallahasseeans got class!"
Man Two:
"You got that right, Billy Jean!"
Anyways, Gainesville also known as Gaynesville is a underated city in Alachula County, Florida which is a ant pile compared to Tallahassee. There biggest building is the hospital other than a run down 10 story hotel reserved from the 20's which has vampires and roaches running the floors. Gainesville being so small and run down, all they have in the city to use as there defense if their low team "The Florida Gators" with the All Time Low quarterback Tim Tebow. He thinks hes cool but hes not. All the houses in Gainesville are one story tall with maybe a attack for the Gainesville Roaches to hang out. People in Gainesville are inbred racist rednecks who hang around the local swamp and wait for a gator to move so they can get a picture and be like
Man One:
"ooooh I got a picture of a gator! I got to post this on my twitter!"
Man Two:
"Whats a twitter?"
Man One:
"I don't know, I heard one of those nole fans talking about it, Tallahasseeans got class!"
Man Two:
"You got that right, Billy Jean!"
Tallahassee Resident:
"Wanna take I-75 to go to Tampa?"
Tallahassee Resident #2:
"Sure, let me suit up our SUV to keep the Ghettos And Rednecks out of our car for when we go thru Gainesville!"
"Wanna take I-75 to go to Tampa?"
Tallahassee Resident #2:
"Sure, let me suit up our SUV to keep the Ghettos And Rednecks out of our car for when we go thru Gainesville!"
by Tallahizzle January 1, 2010
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by OGWEEN&TMGFAN March 5, 2022
Get the Gainesville mug.Gainseville Killers is another term used for a new form of serial killer termed Serial Random Killers named after Gainseville, FL tangentially named after every nuance of Gainesville city in America. Under the assumption cities are named after their citizens and not by their city.
The neurosis results from a nihilistic typically middle class life (very rare in wealthy among the wealthy it is quarantined to the Nouveau Riche by Old Money and Experienced Money and upper class communities and impossible in poor areas: study the rule not the exception) filled with pretentious and spoiled upbringing and the height of psychotic of Chauvinistic behavior (Gainesville Killers are equally men and women with women typically satiating their hedonistic thirst for death through street prostitution, stripping with often times the pimp, bouncer being a similar Gainseville killer). Signs will be bribing to get into college, bribing while in college, and the inability to understand destructive behavior leads to a destructive life because through middle class wealth they are able to bribe their way through a sympathetic judicial system which include local law enforcement an local judges who are middle class themselves.
While most common in the Caucasian and Indian community this complex also may exist in minority communities but that is up for debate and in need for further research.
The neurosis results from a nihilistic typically middle class life (very rare in wealthy among the wealthy it is quarantined to the Nouveau Riche by Old Money and Experienced Money and upper class communities and impossible in poor areas: study the rule not the exception) filled with pretentious and spoiled upbringing and the height of psychotic of Chauvinistic behavior (Gainesville Killers are equally men and women with women typically satiating their hedonistic thirst for death through street prostitution, stripping with often times the pimp, bouncer being a similar Gainseville killer). Signs will be bribing to get into college, bribing while in college, and the inability to understand destructive behavior leads to a destructive life because through middle class wealth they are able to bribe their way through a sympathetic judicial system which include local law enforcement an local judges who are middle class themselves.
While most common in the Caucasian and Indian community this complex also may exist in minority communities but that is up for debate and in need for further research.
Example: Southpark is the name of many places in America named so because they typically dump bodies in the Southside in a Park. The Cartoon romanticizes Gainesville killers and attempts to miss-portray them as being something logical if not Heroic. A better show, also named after similarly named cities in America, is Sprintgield in the Simpsons which tends to show the reality and maliciousness of Gainesville type communities.
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Chad: hey bro where are you from?
Brad : Gainesville, VA.
Chad: Ew they all think they’re rednecks down there
Brad : Gainesville, VA.
Chad: Ew they all think they’re rednecks down there
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