gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary

Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what

by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020

the gaffer

Chief of lighting on a film.

He's the gaffer in that production.

by alsdjflajsdlfk November 29, 2006

Gaffer

Irish slang word for a wild party, typically at a "gaff" (irish slang for house).

"Righ', so my mam and da are out so I'll be having a mad gaffer!"

by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018

gaffer nosher

A sad individual at your place of employment who is constantly sucking off the people of higher ranks for his or her own gain.

Billy you're the biggest gaffer nosher I've ever seen. You disgust me.

by Grafter999 June 5, 2016

j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010