grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich by Luk2 December 28, 2022

Shit Gills 

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

Shit Gills by BustedPretext November 26, 2010

Griller 

Somebody who holds no strong opinions whatsoever. Derives from the boomer meme that says "All the media says is 'Racism, Shootings, Socialism, KKK', I just want to grill for god's sake!". Is also associated with a sense of obliviousness, and sometimes used by centrists as an ironic way to describe their beliefs

Don't ask Dave for his opinion, he's a griller

Griller by Buster 'O Nutt August 24, 2020

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal 

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal by Lexatic September 23, 2020

Grilled cheesus

A grilled cheese sandwich, which features the face of Jesus Christ, often in a burn or grill mark

Finn: Holy crap! I made a grilled cheesus

Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010

darth vader grilled cheese 

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."

I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

darth vader grilled cheese by heavysleeves September 5, 2006