Hermione Granger 

The brightest witch of her age, and Harry's/Ron's best friend. She has brown bushy hair, rather large front teeth(though she had them shrunk in her fourth year), and is very pretty. Very bookish, and as stated above incredibly smart. Her wand is made of Vine. She is in love with Ron Weasley and marries him in the epilogue of book 7.

Dude, Hermione Granger is so fucking SMART!!!!

Hermione Granger by Josh44 April 20, 2008

Hermione Granger 

The sexiest nerd ever.

Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.

Hermione Granger by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

Hermione Granger 

verb: To obsessively collect knowledge, sometimes at the expense of social interaction.

I'm headed to the library to Hermione Granger my homework.

Hermione Granger by Asgard Striker December 14, 2011

cookie granderson 

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

cookie granderson by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

Granger 

Used to describe things/people that just reek of awesomeness.

Daaayum, I love her new boots, they're hella granger.

Granger by Seconds January 17, 2008

oke doke dopple gangers coke 

"ok"

I want to befriend a little duckie
oke doke dopple gangers coke

- made by zora???

oke doke dopple gangers coke by Zzz8666 February 15, 2021

hermione jean granger 

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

hermione jean granger by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021