GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 3, 2021

Gort

Whats this? @suhg

Why tf you looking up my name?!?!?! gort

by Mcpatches May 31, 2022

Gort

A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)

Oh no its GORT!!!

by Dicknballslord90006969420elon^ May 31, 2022

Gort

Noun
A general sound muchlike the sound made of stepping in a wet sneaker, mud, or passing gas. typically inferring the sound is "wet" or "moist."
Verb
(of a person or thing) make a noise that is of a swampy or sloshy characteristic.

1: I was walking through the wet snow; it went, "gort, gort, gort."
2. Andrew: man! whats that smell?
Silas: sorry, I gorted.....

by chunkysilas June 24, 2022

Gort

Gort, a common capybara name

Gort has several counts of murder

by Ji9sw August 16, 2022