One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.
by bobo October 16, 2003
Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
by Thatonechickwhodidsomething March 05, 2016
- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.
by CrazyBastard November 26, 2005
by Okayyy June 21, 2019
an event or characteristic of someone. 1) when something awesome or unbelievable is occurring 2) when someone does something shocking (good) or amazing
Robit: Monkae you are so fun, you're literally goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.
by Chug_Dady420 October 16, 2019
by Yur biggest flex January 02, 2020
On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!
Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!
He's been laying low since the last goating.
This idiot has been goated 3 times.
Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
He's been laying low since the last goating.
This idiot has been goated 3 times.
Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
by DjangoFett January 11, 2014