glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

glasses

Its just like a graphic card but for your head.

Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.

by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020

glasses

for absolute nerds that can't see right

"dude are you seriously using glasses, bro those are for nerds

by 000101111001 March 27, 2021

Glasses

it's another word for child abuse and was used as a midevil torture device.

Oh how annoying and abusing these glasses are!

by naaah fam May 30, 2021

glasses

your vision is blurry

people who wear glasses can't see well lol

by Ohbo July 31, 2021

Glasses

Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".

OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!

Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022