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gladys selina

Wow! Gladys Selina is totally awesome! An embodiment of patience. She's kind hearted and loves helping others. Kids love her so much. She's intelligent and a best study buddy. Everyone needs a gladys selina in their life.
Girl 1: Who is this girl? She's courageous and smart...
Girl 2: She's Gladys Selina.
by 171273 August 21, 2021
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Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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Gladys Knights

A road-weary motorcycle gang of white collar criminals, composed of Marty Cardy, Johnny Flynn and Jake Priddy.

They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").

They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
Oh no, pa, the Gladys Knights are coming to town. Hide your W2's!
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Gladys Knight

Is there a toilet near? I'm bursting for a Gladys Knight!!
by AllThingsJobbies January 27, 2019
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gladys gutzman

Junie B: GlAdYs
Gladys Gutzman: don't call me gladys dear.
by Hand_Person February 7, 2020
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Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys "osepohinaluliye" Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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