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The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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Gifboom

An app that claims to be the easiest way to share your life in motion through a series of moving pictures. You simply take a video, add some effects, and express yourself in the moment. Available for both apple and android users, apple kids have the perks with better quality and bios; which android users cannot see.

It has evolved into a social network, like Instagram; sometimes with drama. People always whine about the popular page, but most of the time they want to be on it.

Some people say that the popular page only has room for creativity. That isn't part of Gifboom's mission statement (read first paragraph). A lot of the gifs are from Tumblr or the internet. The popular page has very specific rules.

The most followed people are young celebrities like Bruce Jenner's daughters and Will Smith's kids. People on Gifboom tend to communicate via Kik messenger. Some even use it as a dating service.
kid #1: Hey, you're cute. what's your kik?

kid #2: Are you new to Gifboom? It's in my bio.
kid #1: Sorry. I'm on Android.

bro #1: Bro, I'm a hipster. I made a galaxy gif!

bro #2: Dude! I saw it Gifboom's popular page.
by justatexan July 1, 2012
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Giveowa

A combination of the words Give and Over, injected with a hint of Geordie.

Often used to answer any statement that leaves the recipient with a feeling of emptiness and anger.
"YO, SHANTELLE, did you see that little guy with the big dick sneak into the air vent after bruce willis did in die hard?"

Giveowa, that shit was staged.
by aConcernedParent March 9, 2010
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giflord

Pronoun, \ ˈgif , ˈjif + ˈlȯrd \
Usage is gender-neutral.

1. An individual who shows a strong passion for gifs or looping video files.
2. One who dictates or creates gifs, especially ones of high quality.
3. Someone obsessed with using gifs in digital conversations to add expression, much like the modern use of emojis.
4. A giflord who specifically creates gif memes or viral trending gifs, may also be classified as a "memelord".
1. Hanna, the giflord, loves to browse gfycat.com for her favorite gifs.

2. Daniel spends his mornings making high quality gifs. What a giflord.

3. A typical giflord will always include at least 1, if not 50 gifs, during any given texting conversation.
4. Wow John gets top comment on internet forums with just gifs? That's giflord level.
by bitpixi February 14, 2018
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Gideon (boo boo)

gideon is the purest soul you will ever meet. he has the kindest, most wholesome heart. he always knows just how to make me smile. gideon really is the most perfect boy in the world. he's the love of my life :)
Gideon (boo boo)-

random girl: "oh hey, there's gideon."

me: "shut up you raggedy ass greasy hair ass sewer rat ass bitch. don't even look at him. he's mine, hoe."

<3
by loo loo December 10, 2021
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The Gifford School

The Gifford School is a Special Ed school in Weston Massachusetts that is one of the sketchiest schools in America all you see there are kids being restrained by staff while the staff are smiling and laughing and it is impossible to do work there because kids would scream and bang on the walls and the staff there claim they will help yet they are very manipulative and have no respect towards Innocent kids who are dying to transfer back to there public school and the only kids they respect are white kids claiming there "gangstas" and most of the kids even the staff are Racist and Homophobic to anyone but 100% straight white people and they will send kids to this place called "the counseling area" often refered to as the "CA" when they "talk about people when they are not in the room" which is the perfect time to talk about someone you don't like and I am actually surprised parents think this is a good school and send their kids there yet there are gangs, drug dealers, sensitive kids that want to shoot up the school, teen pregnancy, racism and homophobia towards everyone but straight white people, and many more fucked up things that don't even happen at a public school
The Nazi's Kidnapped Jews and kept them at The Gifford School during World War 2
by GiffordSucks69420 January 27, 2020
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Gideon

A Guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect dick makes for the best sex
I need more of Gideon's Sex
by theguywiththathugecock February 1, 2009
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