jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

perkin gerkin

An erect penis. A plump pickle.

"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"

by ack February 9, 2005

Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007