A man child who works out on a "gazelle". The product made famous on late nite TV by uber tool Tony Little and his overly excited sales pitch.
Mike : I must have pocket dialed you while I was workin' out on the "gazelle"
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
Tony :It"s all cool, gazelle boy
by TV CAR July 12, 2010
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an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007
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Get the Gazelle it mug.1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
by ozrine December 9, 2008
Get the gazelle-mate mug.Similar to the Donkey Punch. When you are having sex doggy-style, as you climax, you give your partner a short jumping uppercut to the jaw as Inner Light by Shocking Lemon plays in the background.
Ippo was having sex with Kumi-chan and, as he was about to climax, his boxing instincts kicked in, and he gazelle punched her as Takamura watched from the bushes.
by 1.1 Punch Man January 7, 2016
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person 2: word?
(person 2 turns around, scopes the scene, recognizes what female his friend pointed out. He gets an immediate erection. starts licking his lips. female turns around, fine as fuck. person 2 starts grabbing his junk, she starts licking her lips, there going to....she walks closer
as she approaches, she starts to look like she has vomit for a face, the smell in the room is getting horrible. person 2 looks over at his friend, person 1, like, "wtf?"
person 2: can i help you?
gazelle da beast: whats up?
person 2: nothing much with dank ass smell that you brought over and that lasagna on your face
(after they have some words, person 2 turns to person 1)
person 2: that bitch was gazelle da beast.
person 2: word?
(person 2 turns around, scopes the scene, recognizes what female his friend pointed out. He gets an immediate erection. starts licking his lips. female turns around, fine as fuck. person 2 starts grabbing his junk, she starts licking her lips, there going to....she walks closer
as she approaches, she starts to look like she has vomit for a face, the smell in the room is getting horrible. person 2 looks over at his friend, person 1, like, "wtf?"
person 2: can i help you?
gazelle da beast: whats up?
person 2: nothing much with dank ass smell that you brought over and that lasagna on your face
(after they have some words, person 2 turns to person 1)
person 2: that bitch was gazelle da beast.
by Nick Whole January 2, 2009
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