Barrow in Furness

The absolute shittiest place in the whole of the north west of england. Rife with unemployment, chavs and knife crime. Typical barrow lad wears a tracksuit, a shit pair of nike trainers that most likely came from a dumpster and a hoodie that has holes and cigarette burns. Nearly everyone smokes and drinks cheap carbon shite cider. It rains nearly everyday even in summer, and when they do get sun and warm weather, usually in march for a week, everyone strips off and sunbathes even though it's only 16 degrees. Famous residents include mad russ the dog walker, jamie mary and april flowers both of whom are barrow's resident trannys. Entertainment includes shagging, drinking, smoking, doing heroin, hurling abuse at police officers, revving the fuck out of cars on hollywood park or going into kavannas and skint to get trashed and walk around in other peoples' piss. If you have any sense do not go there.

Person1-lets go to barrow in furness i heard its a right laugh
person2-nah mate i got arrested there once for calling a copper a wanker and its a total shithole.

by The_Purple_Unicorn October 26, 2012

Barrow in Furness

Barrow in Furness was probably a nice place alot of years ago.Unfortunately though,in recent years it has gradually fallen victim to inter-breeding.

Evidence of this can be seen in 80% of faces which look very similar and have the same miserable expression.Also, the typical Barrovian fuck wit tends to walk in the same manner, making himself look as big and hard as possible and grunting while making eye contact with any rival male who looks better off than he is.This rival male is most probably from out of town of course.yep, im glad i dont live there, although i did work there for a long while, God it was crap in Barrow in Furness.

by Lydon1970 March 10, 2009

Barrow in Furness

Crap Hole

A pile of turd

by Unknown November 6, 2003

Barrow In Furness

A place to when you want to get rained on, get your bike nicked by a load of chavs, walk in or around a load of dog shite on practically every street, go to school with teachers that have the collective IQ of a teabag and spend all summer being bored/being rained on. If you REALLY want to be beaten to death by some idiotic youths in tracksuits, COME TO THE ORMSGILL ESTATE/PART OF BARROW. Oh, and bring a skateboard. They dont like that.

PARKVIEW SCHOOL FTW! sarcasm

today i went to Barrow In Furness, and quite frankly, i wish i never.

I am unfortunate enough to live in barrow.

by rofl lol im in AuC October 24, 2008

fudgesicle

1: The Original Fudgsicle® pop! Chocolate flavored frozen dairy dessert pops; sort of a cross between a chocolate ice cream & a chocolate popsicle on a stick.
2: Fecal matter on the penis after anal sex.
3: A pile of feces (dog, cat, human, etc...) deposited on or near a walkway, stairs, or on top of snow, and has frozen solid during cold weather.

1: Jimmy bought a fudgesicle from the icecream truck.
2: After cornholing Maryjane, Jimmy's penis resembled a fudgesicle.
3: "Watch out for that fudgesicle sparky left on the sidewalk."

by jimmyfreakinneutron September 9, 2006

Dalton-in-Furness

A town in the North-west of England full of drugged up cunts, trannies, smokers, schoolkids and lesbians.

I went to Dalton-in-Furness once, nearly got raped!

by CrappyJoe April 30, 2013

furgerking

An extremely hairy pussy. Usually very furry in texture. Mans worst nightmare.

"I don't eat that furgerking!"

by HeNNy™ January 13, 2008