fapidexic

When someone is fluent in fapping with both hands

Jimmy broke his right hand,thankfully he is fapidexic and can still masturbate.

by Niggadomis October 23, 2013

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.

Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.

by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.

I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!

by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

fumidor

A cabinet, container, room, or device used to protect perfumes and colognes from light and heat. Wine coolers and mini-fridges are often used for this purpose. Analogous to a humidor used for tobacco. Also known as a perfumidor.

My buddy collects colognes. He uses a mini-fridge as a fumidor for his really expensive and rare bottles.

by Redneck Perfumisto @ Basenotes December 9, 2008

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

by doc_hol October 6, 2013

FUPI

Harsher meaning of 'Pilikimo' (Pilikimo - A short person)

Fupi - A short ass dwarf (In swahili)

PS ; SWAHILI IS THE BOMB!

e.g 'Hey, look at Maria, she's such a fupi'

by TAMTAM May 14, 2015

fapid

Stimulating sexually, but not intellectually.

From "fap" + "vapid"

While she was not astute enough to understand his references to Anias Nin and Charlotte Rampling, her fapidity would prove useful to Brian later that night, after being rejected and going home alone.

by frankie says RELAX May 30, 2009