fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.

This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.

by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(

Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!

by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

fucktart

an obviously promiscuous airhead

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.

by x March 14, 2003

fucktart

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective

God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!

by I AM JAKE November 5, 2006

Fucktartedism

1)The act of being fucktarded, (or fucking retarted).

2) My sister.

3) When you are so clearly mentally handicapped that you deny it to everyone and go home and shit your bed.

i wish my sister would teach someone else the art of FUCKTARTEDISM.

by Mdizz87 July 12, 2009

Fucktart

A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.

This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.

by ...........................?! August 22, 2009