Drunk Truck Fuck 

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

Drunk Truck Fuck by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck 

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck by weave March 24, 2003

fuck a truck 

The most common sexual act among vehiclesexuals. Usually involves sticking ones penis in the exhaust pipe or sticking the gear shifter up ones vagina

Jack and Jill wanted to spice up their marriage so they decided to have a threesome and fuck a truck

fuck a truck by saskriders January 7, 2012

truck fuck 

anal,butt, ass, intercourse,buttfuck

to get rammed up the anus so hard, that it feels like a truck went through it

Look at the way she walks, methinks she got truck fucked last night, poontang style.

truck fuck by $eb November 7, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

truck-fuck by leif June 10, 2006

fuck me truck

A really nice truck.

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!

fuck me truck by Locaust April 9, 2021

Truck Fuck 

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

Truck Fuck by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020