when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
by cockwhore December 09, 2016

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

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by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019
