Dont give a fuck day

A whole day where u dont give a fuck about anything. Its on June 3rd.

Omg today is dont give a fuck day
Oh yea

by POKEMONLOVER123 May 31, 2019

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

by Https.ray January 28, 2022

It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011

National Cuddle/Fuck Day

On November 2nd u have to cuddle/Fuck someone.

I can’t wait for national cuddle/fuck day!!

by Jimboy445 October 23, 2019

National Throat Fucking Day

National throat fucking day is on May 12th.

National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.

by ThatLilBitchGotHerThroatFucked April 17, 2017

National What The Fuck Day

National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"

"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"

by Random American High-Schooler February 12, 2019