A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...
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Get the Fuck Bookcase mug.Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
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Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
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Get the Fuck me boots mug.Boots worn by a woman in public to signal that she is titillated and interested in having unfamiliar men vie for an opportunity to satisfy her wanton needs. Less often will be worn in public by a woman to indicate to strangers that a man currently in her company will later be presented with the chance of enjoying her companionship in private where she may wear the boots for him but nothing else.
Usually made of black leather and extending at least to mid-calf. Minimum three-inch heel.
Usually made of black leather and extending at least to mid-calf. Minimum three-inch heel.
Jennifer may be four inches taller than me and two cup-sizes bigger, but I'm going to put on a pair of fuck me boots tonight and then we'll see who gets the most attention at the party!
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Get the fuck me boots mug.A style of boots worn by women. The boots are tall (either just below the knee or thigh high), made from leather, latex or other shiny material, and have pointy toes and stiletto high heels (usually 5"). Black is the color of choice and the boots should tightly encase the woman's thighs and calves.
The term "fuck me" comes from the impression that women who wear fuck me boots want to have sex and use the boots to attract potential partners, although women also use them to appear sexy, to tease men (or women) or just to feel good about themselves.
They are also called "fuck me" boots because some women and men enjoy having sex with the woman wearing them.
The "fuck me" effect is maximized by combining the boots with tight and skimpy outfits such as short shorts, micro-mini skirts, and low cut tops that expose as much thigh, breasts and abs as possible.
Tall, beautiful women with long, shapely legs who dress provocatively benefit the most from wearing fuck me boots , but even not so good looking women can appear extremely desirable to others.
Women can walk sensually with them, cross their legs while sitting, make clicking sounds with their stilettos, and even rub them "casually" against the man they are chatting with.
This type of boots has been worn in movies and TV by characters as diverse as prostitutes, temptresses, porn stars, tough girls, action heroines, dominant women, and females beating the crap out of bad guys, such as in Barb Wire.
The term "fuck me" comes from the impression that women who wear fuck me boots want to have sex and use the boots to attract potential partners, although women also use them to appear sexy, to tease men (or women) or just to feel good about themselves.
They are also called "fuck me" boots because some women and men enjoy having sex with the woman wearing them.
The "fuck me" effect is maximized by combining the boots with tight and skimpy outfits such as short shorts, micro-mini skirts, and low cut tops that expose as much thigh, breasts and abs as possible.
Tall, beautiful women with long, shapely legs who dress provocatively benefit the most from wearing fuck me boots , but even not so good looking women can appear extremely desirable to others.
Women can walk sensually with them, cross their legs while sitting, make clicking sounds with their stilettos, and even rub them "casually" against the man they are chatting with.
This type of boots has been worn in movies and TV by characters as diverse as prostitutes, temptresses, porn stars, tough girls, action heroines, dominant women, and females beating the crap out of bad guys, such as in Barb Wire.
Melissa: "Hey Kim. Do you like my fuck me boots?"
Kim: "Wow! You look really hot on them!! So this is why you wanted to go out so bad?"
Melissa: "No, no! Just want to tease some guys"
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Kim: "Wow! You look really hot on them!! So this is why you wanted to go out so bad?"
Melissa: "No, no! Just want to tease some guys"
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