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What the fuck was that?

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Phrase uttered while someone has no idea as to what just may have just happened. Almost always exclaimed at very loud volume, such as a shout, and if done properly - the emphasis is on the words "fuck" and "that", ie:
what the FUCK was THAT?
Mayor of Hiroshima, 8/16/1945 at 8:15AM

"what the FUCK was THAT?"
by Rick Rocker April 26, 2008
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1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.
1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.
by Some guy September 14, 2004
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S.S. What The Fuck

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When two people have been "talking" for a number of months but one person has more feelings than the other and feels like they are at a halt in the relationship and are not sure if they are friends or worth of dating.
Jane says she and Jon are on the S.S. What the Fuck. They have been doing the deed and everything but are still not official.
by ally is aa August 24, 2008
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what the fuck ever

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Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.
While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.

While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.
by hAshley September 7, 2005
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What the fuck?

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An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

A: Confusion
B: Incredulous confusion
C: Surprise
D: Disappointment
E: Hurt
F: Anger
G: Ironically
What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)

*Note: The ‘McDonalds’ referred to in the following examples is not the all too familiar icon of western civilisation that sells a wide variety of meal choices at prices that are reasonable to the consumer.
The use of the name ‘McDonalds’ is pure coincidence; the name (as applied to the examples below) was randomly generated using a super-dooper computer.

A: Confusion
I was walking past McDonalds the other day; it smelt disgusting. So I was like “What the fuck? Why would you want to eat that?”

B: Incredulous confusion
What the fuck? All of the people driving into McDonalds look like cheeseburgers!!

C: Surprise
What the fuck Tracey; is that your mother working at McDonalds in her hot knickers making cheeseburgers?

D: Disappointment
What the fuck is the world coming to when people are willing to eat greasy cheesys from McDonalds?

E: Hurt
Oh God, what the fuck? How could you eat that cheeseburger from McDonalds? Can’t you see how much anguish and sorrow it causes me to watch you stuff that disgusting in every way symbol of everything that is wrong with the world into your mouth and watch the grease drip down from your lips over your chins, one after another. At the very least it hurts my stomach; what with all the vomiting induced just by the thought of McDonalds cheeseburger consumption by the average overweight western society individual who has little concern for where the produce comes from, the conditions of those involved, the environmental ramifications of fast food production, the nippl… <rant maximum allowable length reached>

F: Anger
What the fuck?
You fuckin’ barstool
There is a maximum length for rants?
I didn’t know that; it makes me very angry, oh yes indeed
Fuckin McDonalds cheeseburgers


G: Ironically
What the fuck kind of a word is ironical; I guess it would have been too much to ask to have a decent name for ironical. It’s a stupid moronical word

*$$* This entire rant (and all sub-rants etc contained within) has not been endorsed by the wonderful people at the greatest corporation in the whole universe – McDonalds *$$*

mmm… Subway

Sunday 09/11/2008
by Luke Warm December 23, 2008
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Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV January 24, 2009
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