fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

FUCK-TARD

FUCK-TARD- Combination of the words fuck and retard.

Charlie was a fuck-tard because he left his car running for 8 hours while he was not there.

by KVNHPNR February 1, 2008

fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

Fuck-Tard

A Fucking Retard

...do you hear this Fuck-Tard?

by Kaptn May 9, 2009

fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.

bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"

by reowwwww November 9, 2006

Fuck-tard

1. Fuckin' retard
2. A really stupid and/or mean, horrible person

1. Sally is such a fuck-tard!
2. Jon is such a fuck-tard! (In this case "Jon" is a racist)

by Michele B March 22, 2008

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

by Evan Piper September 18, 2007