Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 03, 2013

fuck out my fart

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

by waste June 19, 2006

fuck out my fart

A phrase which means I love you.

Have I ever told you how much I want you to fuck out my fart?

by Suzi January 06, 2004

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018

fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.

"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"

by HCVS123 December 21, 2017