frumper

Someone who smells other people's farts for pleasure.

After Rick farted, Jeff moved closer to get a good wiff of the odour. Then he took three more deep breathes through his nose and smiled.

by Jeff Shea November 25, 2003

frummie

An Orthodox Jew (derogatory). Occasionally used to describe an exceptionally punctilious, closed-minded, or anal Conservative Jew.

From “frum” (see “frum”, def. 1).

Dovid's such a frummie-- he refused to let his kids go to Rabbi Blechner's school. because he didn't want them to hear about evolution.

by Punctilious non-frummie January 21, 2005

Flummeryhocaspocas

Absolute twaddle,lies and bull shit.

Policemen are nice friendly honest people which is nothing but flummeryhocaspocas
All MP's always tell the truth which is pure flummeryhocaspocas.

by Brain Dead September 2, 2007

flummer

like a hummer but a lot harder and longer

GOD DAMN, she gave me a flummer last night

by bhflummer September 23, 2009

Frumperated

to be frumpy and frustrated at the same time

Lily is extraordinarily frumperated

by frumperated March 22, 2021

Frummelling

The act of frummelling beings by shaking a tinned beverage, usually a beer and usually of the longer tinned variety. After a healthy dose of shaking, the frummeller carefully places each hand on either side of the beverage getting it parallel to the ground. In one vigorous motion, the frummeller hastily lifts his hands towards his forehead whilst performing a headbutt aimed at directly at the middle of beverage, the aim being to split the tin in half. Only one attempt is allowed. Frummelling normally takes place in groups so that if one person fails, the beverage is past on until success is reached. If particular penchant and skill are displayed by quick dispatch of the tin, participants may earn the coveted name 'cone head'.

'Guys, i've got a spare tinny, fancy some frummelling?'

'Never seen frummeling like that, what a cone head.'

'I've got a real urge to frummel'

by Sir Frummelot April 9, 2013

Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick April 15, 2011