fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005

fruit salad

when a straight dude eats out a lesbian.

ian thinks he's so cool just because he had a fruit salad last night

by shacksnackpackattack November 1, 2019

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

Fruit salad

The act of hitting approximately 8 puff bars of different fruity flavors at once

John: man I gotta take a nicotine break
Jane: yo hit this fruit salad
John: hold my beer...

by PartyTrick December 30, 2019

Fruit-Salad

When two or more sets of girls are cantelouping together

Sally and Sue brought their friends Susie and Sammy and they all made a Fruit-salad.

by Lena Mae January 19, 2008

fruit salad

When you play a slot machine, and all you get is a bunch of different fruit that don't help you at all.

Fuck this game, I get fruit salad every time I try.

by Mannemies August 4, 2008

Fruit salad

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.

'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

by The Willy Monster March 10, 2017