frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019

Frosted Flakes

the flaky crust that grows on the bottom of someones underware when they haven't changed them for a long period of time

Yo that fucker Phillip has some mad Frosted Flakes on his draws I think he shits himself and never wipes

by fishrman July 17, 2003

frosted flakes

marijuana topped off with cocaine

those frosted flakes kept me up all night

by mr. j.b. walton January 6, 2008

Frosted Flakes

A blonde person who has been put inside of a freezer.

The redhead poured liquid nitrogen on the blonde, turning her into frosted flakes.

by sux0r August 13, 2003

Frosted Flakes

Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.

Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!

Junkie: Breakfast of champions...

by Snowflake 2.0 August 6, 2012