fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot

That girl is such a fretard.

by that cute girl June 18, 2008

fretard

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.

by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008

fretard

-noun
-slang

A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard", used as a profane escalation of the word "retard". When used in electronic communication (txt msgs, etc.), the F is often capitalized to show emphasis on the profane ("Fucking") portion of the word. i.e. Fretard!

Normal Person: "That skater kid is such a Fretard!"

by brownnipples March 4, 2009

fretard

a freaky retard who is usually an asshole

Oh my gosh, he is such a fucking fretard!

by jordan, christine, ming July 26, 2005