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Fresher's Flu

An awful illness that prevents freshers (British slang for first-year university students) from attending lectures in the first term.

May result from everyone bringing their coughs and colds from all over the country, and spreading it all about in the Fresher's Fayre and Fresher's Ball, which are always held in areas too small for the number of people trying to squeeze in. Thus resulting in everyone breathing everyone's germs and getting even more sick.

May also be a result of over-alcohol consumption in the first week.
John: Yo, going on the rugby soc pub-crawl tonight?
Tim: Can't, I feel like crap.
John: Must be fresher's flu.
by Aliccc March 14, 2010
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Final fresher

College students who are visiting their college for the first time in their final year due to covid.
Dude I'm going to be a final fresher next year
Nice
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cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
by jpleakis July 11, 2006
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dope freshness

something cool awesome or something swaged out PVP SAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.
Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"
by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007
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cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
by dlocker April 5, 2010
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Fresher

(noun) A British word for a first year student, new to University.

Freshers are known for their love of having a good time!

Freshers are inducted during Freshers' Week - the first week of the Academic year - ran by the Students' Union of that University, and is usually one of the busiest and most fun weeks of the year.
Rob: "I can't wait for the Freshers to start Uni, Freshers' Week is gonna be awesome!"

Liah: "I know yeah! This Freshers' Week is gonna be better than ever before!"
by Jimmy Bananarama June 22, 2010
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