Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Freshmen Year

You're first year in high school aka the worst year of high school, where you get your ass kicked

Jon: Are you excited for Freshmen Year?
Dave: Hell no we are gunna get our ass kicked

by Esteban Noiche August 13, 2006

Freshmen Effect

The cluelessness of Freshmen girls.

Damn, that freshmen effect sure helped me last weekend. I got a bunch of pussy for me!

by Samer Zeid July 15, 2007

Freshmen Seminar

The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.

I have seminar next period, but thats ok- I'm planning a suicide at lunch!

by Alec Eiffel January 17, 2005

Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.

Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"

by .max. June 17, 2009

Freshmen 15

A excessive amount of weight gained by first year collage students by consuming Alcohol and other carbs during the stress of collage

Dude... You freshmen 15nd on me fatty

by Pancakes99 August 27, 2016

Freshmen Sluts

Any large group of skanky girls walking around a college campus at night. They respond negatively to screams of "Freshmen Sluts".

Imma get me some freshmen sluts tonight!

by Nicky Sicks September 3, 2010