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franchise father

A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
by Marty s. July 15, 2005
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Infinity Franchise

A gang from the fangame "LISA: The Pointless" based on LISA: The Painful
Gang members can all be seen wearing a red and green jersey with the number 88 on it, these people are usually called "jerseyheads"
anyone who dons the jersey is destined to destroy everything around them including themselves to reach higher "folds"
a "fold" is given to someone after they senselessly kill a large amount of people, the amount required is increased every fold which can be expressed with the equation kills(fold) = fold∑i=1 8i
Random Guy: "The Infinity Franchise is stupid."
Random Drunk Guy: "I agree"
by Alex Churchland November 17, 2022
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frenching

1. Making out using tongue. Quite pleasurable.
2. The act of getting your nails french manicured.
1. His little sister walked in while we were frenching, so we had to bribe her with chocolate.
2. I totally got my nails frenched, how hot are they?
by Mariam February 11, 2005
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frenchie

lean mean sexy machine with a tan. hottest guy alive
shit i want frenchie
by ugh January 9, 2004
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Frenchie

Some people may think the french are poontangs, but those people are general booze-babies and or crackbabies. In reality the french are sexy suave and chill. They do bathe regualarly and despite common belief french women do shave their armpits. In fact in my experience, french chicas are way more banging than fat Mcdonalds loving American girls. french inteligence has often been misidentified as cowardice. Redknecks and hardcore Americans alike, in general do not like the french. This is because they are jelous of the French culture, high literacy rate, sexiness, cool sunglass, superior sense style,sense of national identity, and above all superior nation. The french know how to drink and can hold their liquor; at a party an American often winds up on the floor in a pool of vomit, or humping a passed out fat chika wereing a tiedye t-shirt. A frenchie on the other hand will wind up semi-drunk with "beaucoups belles nouvelles petites amies." Also, contrary to common belief, the french are not communists.
I am a frenchy, and can therefore read. Also, while you can taste the difference between a Coors Light and a Bud light, i can tell the difference between a Burgundy and a Merlot. you where plastic oakley's, I where turtle shell Persol sunglasses.
by T.O. February 18, 2005
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Franchise Rape

When a long-running franchise, with a well-established fanbase, is raped. The rape will always be committed either by a money-hungry outsider with no love for the franchise, or an insider who's totally sold out. Sometimes a franchise can be gang-raped by a combination of the two.

The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.
In terms of franchise rape, which film wins: Indiana Jones 4 or Wolverine?

Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.
by Fluffyudders May 1, 2009
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frenchship

A mutual acquaintanceship with someone of French origin that typically lasts for as long as the frenchman wants to use you.

Typically he/she is very emotional.
"How are you and Louis?"
"Oh, we're not in a frenchship anymore."
"Bummer, why?"
"He was just using me for a house and car."
"Wow, what a frog."
"He just needs some space."
by n921ne August 16, 2011
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