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franking

liking/having a crush on somebody because you have no other options.
A: I think I might have a crush on this guy in my friend group.
B: Yeah because he’s literally the only guy there. You’re just franking, trust me.
by maneater March 15, 2021
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Frankisdank0925

Frank Hosmer, a common man, his life based on the simple things in life. Frank enjoys making fun of Andy and getting outrageous amounts of pus. In his spare time you might find Frank at the local homeless shelter supporting the community or perhaps volunteering at the hospital. Long walks on the beach and playing left guard are at the top of his favorite activities. Despite his appearance Frank is faster than Tyler "Scrap" and stronger than Rasheen "Huggy Bear". His max bench is upwards of 400 pounds and squat is upwards of 1k. After receiving several D1 offers from schools such as Clemson and Florida State, Frank has decided he will attend Alabama University for the season.
"Frankisdank0925 is accumulating offers from schools around the country"
by DonutRoundtable October 20, 2021
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Franking out

Franking, Franked:
When you are so high that any noise you hear in you house/apartment makes you think someone is trying to arrest you, just like Ann Frank listening for Nazi's in her attic.

Frankers normally say things like, "Shh, what was that man?" or "Shh" followed by the silence of the franker listening for noises.

Normally used to describe a bud smoking novice, but a serious smoker can frank out just the same.
I think Dj smoked way too much, look at him franking out over there.

Last night I was hella blazed man, I kept hearing noises in my kitchen. I was franking out hardcore.

Dude am I franking out or did you hear that door slam
by ThaBirdman December 11, 2010
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Franking

The act of bending ones knees during sex in order to last longer
Yo, Smellis bro! You gotta try this new move in the sack! Franking made me last 20 minutes!
by Burnie Sandurs January 30, 2017
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Franking

-Verb

1) To frank; to compare one's dick size to another's without limit or concern apart from than the temporary, later empty, self-satisfaction one receives from feeling like the best at any given subject, even if just for a moment.

2) To frank; to be ominously present, using overbearing phone calls/text messages or an uncomfortably close proximity to satiate one's lustful or lecherous intentions.
1) Guy 1: Dude, my new car gets 40 miles per gallon!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well mine gets 42 miles per gallon AND it can make me a sammich.

^(Dicks have just been measured, Guy 1 has just been franked).

2) Girl 1: All I did was tell him he was a really nice guy and a good friend. Now he calls and texts me every night...

Girl 2: Can't he take a hint?

Girl 1: No! Wait, are those binoculars sticking out of my hedges?

Girl 2:He's totally franking!
by Frostythesnowman1 August 23, 2011
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Franking Privilege

When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.
Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!

JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?

Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
by DickVanDiken December 17, 2008
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Franking

Verb for actions at work when you're past pretending you care about work and are being "frank" in that you don't care about work. For example, showing up late or leaving early often, not calling clients back, never being in your office, always being in other peoples office socializing,web surfing on sports cites, sitting at your desk texting and instant messaging, Etc.
Emma is so franking it; yesterday she didnt call in out for work and today she called in sick for but then posted pics of herself on facebook drinking rolling rock in her back yard with her feet in a kiddie pool.
by Bangarang1234 March 6, 2015
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