shy girl facade

When a girl (typically a white, thin girl with a fringe) is high school gets away with stuff because they're quiet to teachers and asks stuff politely

Shy girl: excuse me, miss, is it okay if I do the test tomorrow at lunch? It's just, I've been ill (lie) and haven't had time to prepare, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Teacher: of course! No I totally understand
Other kids: ugh, I bet she's gonna cheat, just putting on a shy girl facade...
Shy girl: *proceeds to cheat on test*

by brovinki March 5, 2019

farcade

When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.

I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.

by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013

Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

Facade

Facade is the front of a building, A fictional company in GTA or a game.

I'ma play some facade, ttyl!

Hey, dude, go to bawsaq and invest in facade, we can make some GTA$

by Amish Fella August 7, 2015

facade

The given name of the digital artist Paul Reis.

Facade has a webpage now bro!
iamfacade.com

by iamfacade March 10, 2017

Facadebooking

The art of pretending to work hard while actually using facebook or other similar site, e.g. by browsing pictures very fast or by writing nonsense in the search field in a very loud way every once in a while.

Office-guy 1: Dude? What are you working with? You've been so active the last hour.

Office-guy 2: Haven't done anything actually, totally facadebooking!

by Vadelma April 14, 2011

facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.

"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."

by consultationist June 16, 2014