Footy

A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”

“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”

“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”

“Its not your beauty its your footy”

by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023

Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.

Footy beers, a common phrase that is said

by wadlad June 6, 2024

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019

Footy Mole

A footy mole is a young woman who attends footy games with the intention of trying to get with the footy players. They tend to dress slutty and have the tits out for the boys.

Oh shit, is that liv wakefield the notorious footy mole wearing a push up bra?" "oh yeah, shes at the game to get with benji marshall, what a footy mole.

by Deerob6279 September 26, 2010

Footy Fag

A sub human race found in all Australian towns, Footy Fags are basically the Australian version of Chavs and Townies. Their culture revolves mainly around The "NRL" the Australian rugby league. They are all sheep, wearing the same homo cloth's they got from some surf shop and listen to the same mainstream music made by no-talent slut’s and "gangsters", all Footys try and imitate their football idols buy having the same gay little "solly" cut and acting like a general douche bag. They spend their spare time either jumping on each other chasing after a ball, getting pissed on grog they scabbed off the older footy fags or wasting time at the local mall yelling abuse at anyone who isn’t a footy e. g Emos, Goths, Moshers,, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, , or anyone that thinks for themself. Most often the footy males have a group of disease carrying cumpsters who follow them around, who are apparently all so “pritty” according to each other most all of them end up doing hairdressing at taff. They disrupt classrooms and this reflects their results which are always poor, but they don’t need to study because “their uncle is gonna give em job fencing on his farm”. Basically if you see a footy stab him to death before it has a chance to reproduce.

Footy fag 1- Durr dum durr chris brown
Footy fag 2- Durr

by DieuFooty August 1, 2009

footy fiir

forty four

I need footy fiir does hun bun

by kbnk.z February 14, 2022

footy pie

A special type of meat pie you only get when you go to an AFL match. It costs $2.50 AUD which is pretty damn good considering hot chips are $4.50

It is also a weird chant i have heard people say, one person says 'footy' the other says'pie' and so on and it gets quicker each time.

'Can I have a footy pie?' 'Sure, ill get you one'

by King Niv February 18, 2007