Jesse Foolery

The best god damn kind of foolery.

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.

by Big Bager November 3, 2010

Footless Skank

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.

"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"

by Lollerskates2010 March 31, 2010

foogle fish

in the adventures of charlie and the pink and blue unicorns (aka claire and sara) the foogle fish is the tiny invisible predator that gets suckd into the vortex.

swim away foogle fish, swim away

by sarasalsa May 7, 2008

Foodler

1. The path to salvation. 2. The purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. A website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. Going from "no food" to "food" in about 30 minutes. 5. Better than make-up sex. 6. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.

"Alyssa, clean your room!"

"Not now, mom-dragon! I'm eating my FOODLER!!!"

by Comstock Ford January 16, 2009

Foodlegurd

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009

foobled

in the computing world, used when referring to problematic or broken code/script.

Man, the HTML on index.php is foobled.

This script is foobled!

by bDub7 July 3, 2008

Foomie

The word Fool and Homie put together.

Aye Foomie, why you gotta be like that?

by Lil' Nayr January 5, 2008