Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

Jake Fowler

Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.

"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."

"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."

by ReignSupreme2017 January 31, 2017

Fooderus

Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.

" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."

by Afrequentfatass August 2, 2009

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

jeffrey fowler

A silent abrasive beta male who lacks follicles on his head but makes up for it on his face. He takes every chance to remind you he's bald because his testosterone is "too high" This individual is often associated with micro-penis.

Jeffrey Fowler sure is a dick

by Itswardbitch April 29, 2023

andy fowler

petty but pretty

"You're like Andy Fowler "

by whynotignoreme July 27, 2018

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006