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Fontana, KS

A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.
I would like to do something with my life but I live in Fontana, KS
by Concerned citizens February 29, 2020
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Richmond Fontaine

Greatly underrated alt-country band from Portland, Oregon. Led by singer, songwriter and author Willy Vlautin, and performing thought-provoking ballads about life around the mexican border.
'Have you heard the Richmond Fontaine song "Westward Ho"? It's amazing!'

'I don't even know who you are, now get out of my living room before i call the cops.'
by Indie Nerd February 24, 2010
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Pretty Ricky Fontaine

Is a guy named Ryan that attends the University of North Carolina at Pembroke!
His good looks and charm have all the ladies swooning over him and the guys want to be him. Don’t let the good looks fool you, Pretty Ricky Fontaine is also wicked smart! He stands about 6’ 4”, bout 250 and in great shape from wrestling.
Kody: Brad have you seen Ryan today?
Brad: I haven’t seen him yet.
Tysheick: Y’all talking bout Pretty Ricky Fontaine, he’s on his way.
Hallie: Hmmm, Pretty Ricky Fontaine, I’d like to climb that mountain!!!
by Burnt Flowers March 7, 2020
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Fontainebleau Junior High

School full of wanna be rich kids and queers that think the whole fucking world revolves around them. Probably the only junior hight that had a 7th grader pregnant twice.
Wait you go to Fontainebleau Junior High. Then I guess your gay.
by Vagcleaner420 October 21, 2019
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Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.
Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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Fontana

A small city in San Bernadino,California. Many believe this city was built on a native american cemitary. However, this myth is proven to be false,Fontana is just like any other small town.Although Fontana is now constantly being occupied with people from the ghetto, it is still a very safe location. Very little, if any serious felonies have been committed in this city.
She was born in the city of Fontana.
by BVB4Life September 19, 2012
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Fontainejew Hotel & Spa

A psuedonymn for the Fountainbleau hotel in Miami Beach, Florida. This name evolved from the long history of Jews in Miami Beach staying at the Fontainebleau starting in the 1950s and 60. This is especially noticeable around passover time.The Fountainjew Hotel is located at 4441 Colins avenue.
Chava: Broochie, where are you going to be this peysach?

Broochie: Me and Avrum are going to the Fontainejew Hotel & Spa with all the kids.

Chava: Enjoy, and have a frielechem peysach!
by Vulgarcharles May 30, 2011
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