Foisted

to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.

Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

by ursiamesetwin May 5, 2018

fistagon

Term coined by Zack De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine. Used to describe the iron-fisted Pentagon.

Terror rains drenchin', quenchin the thrist of power dons.
That five sided fist-a-gon.

Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectacle monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks

by Grif July 5, 2004

fist pumpers

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.

Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........

by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012

fist festival

Slang term for masturbation.

Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?

Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.

by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010

fistette

the gay boy taking the entire fist during fist fucking

hey mike! get that whole fist in my gay little butt, this time i'm the fistette

by merry chrismess December 2, 2010

Blur fist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blur fisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

by mini man April 11, 2010

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015