FOD

Flamer of the Day; most homosexual individual on a given day

"I can't believe he is wearing a pink shirt. He definately won FOD"

by enrietti September 13, 2005

FOD

Fear of Diarea.

A person gets scared when on the toilet and feels a rumble in their stomach.

"I was crying last night, cause of my FOD."
"calamazoo"

by Jordan M. October 26, 2004

FOD

Fresh Off Door: Migrants who have travelled to Australia on the back of a screen door.

That asian kid is a FOD, his family couldnt even afford to come here on a boat!

by playloud69 November 11, 2006

fod

When someone makes a mistake or does something stupid.

"you just stuttered, your such a fod". or
when some one just tripped up shout FOD!

by farley vaughan March 13, 2007

Fod Slap

Fod- The uk term for forehead

Fod Slap- To slap someones forehead (which can turn into a war of fod slapping)

Best done on randomers walking down the street, then run!

Dude 1: Look at the size of her fod!

Dude 2: Damn That things huge!

Dude 1: I think i'm going to Fod slap that dude over there!

by OprahsAnalBeads February 28, 2009

Mega Fod

This is basically someone with a massive forehead, hence 'mega fod'; it's clearly the biggest of all foreheads.
Fods may be shiny, wrinkly, or 2 ft long.

For example, 'Ant from Ant and Dec's saturday night takeaway' also 'Christina Ricci' They both have a Mega Fod.

by Coley!!! July 18, 2009

FOD

A shortened version of food, which also sounds so much cooler than the original MKI "food". MKII being "fod"

God, I'm so hungry, i need some fod.

by Chris moody December 1, 2003