flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004

Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong

For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.

by SetterMama January 22, 2012

Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

flooperdingo

the sweat between the belly fat rolls.

"Bro wipe that flooperdingo from your body, ew."

by Flopperdingo October 6, 2016

Floompert

The part of the butthole that when touched can get one sexually aroused

Keven put it in and it felt so good when it touched my floompert

by Scooter mcscooterface July 18, 2019

Floppert Bloppert

A Floppert Bloppert is a person who is working in the army and deescalates differrent situations in foreign countries

The Floppert Bloppert talked to the locals to blopper the situation.

by A bottle of wine December 19, 2020

floppertank

Floppertank is where someone, who has a fish in a fish tank, loves there fish so much they go into depression when there fish die or just love there fish very very very much.

My aunt is a floppertank

by Dizzy jo June 2, 2021