A lying ass in reality a broke ass person who is always saying they have this and that but don't have shit
by jucie_god February 12, 2016
by Lemuel Williams June 02, 2003
1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.
1. "I tried a Backside 7 on my snowboard of that gap and fully flexed myself."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."
by Diego August 10, 2003
*FLEX* is a phrase you type into poker chat boxes that indicates to the opponent your great strength, and the impending doom they face unless they choose to fold, leave the table, shut down their computer, and stick the monitor into an industrial trash compactor.
by Wally McMillan February 04, 2008
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