flexing

A lying ass in reality a broke ass person who is always saying they have this and that but don't have shit

Example of verbal flexing

1. Bands on deck

2. My family is some what rich we own a beach house

by jucie_god September 19, 2016

Flexed

A person who will be beaten up in a severe manner.

Someone needs to tell that person to get out of my face before they get flexed.

by Lemuel Williams June 2, 2003

Flexed

1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.

1. "I tried a Backside 7 on my snowboard of that gap and fully flexed myself."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."

by Diego August 10, 2003

*FLEX*

*FLEX* is a phrase you type into poker chat boxes that indicates to the opponent your great strength, and the impending doom they face unless they choose to fold, leave the table, shut down their computer, and stick the monitor into an industrial trash compactor.

pokeraces has 7 seconds to act.
Notjitsu: *FLEX*
pokeraces folds.
pokeraces has left the table.

by Wally McMillan February 4, 2008

No flex

When a guy looks tough, but can't really pull any weight.

dont worry about him man.. he got no flex..

by skeptikalia July 4, 2011

the flex

a texas hold em poker term for when a person gets dealt both a 6 and a 9

Why'd you fold the flex?!?

by jeff cortin June 11, 2006

flexing

fronting, bull shitting, lying

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!

by ipr0 June 16, 2009