Fleshbang

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.

Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*

by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

Fleshtard

1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.

“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”

by theteamerchant October 2, 2025

the fleshman fifteen

Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.

Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018