Flerken

The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.

Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!

by slangctionary March 31, 2019

Flerb

A flerb is a form of measurement. The equation for flerbs changes daily. They are so many variables in the equation that there is no way for you to figure out what those variables stand for, thus making the measurement useless. The measurement might be useless, but flerbs are vary useful for writing on math tests when you don't know the answer. That number of flerbs might be equal to the answer of the question.

"Today's equation for flerbs is - (a + b) - arc length of semicircle x volume of box."

The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.

by track.fruit22 June 1, 2021

Fiery Ass Syndrome

Fiery Ass Syndrome (FAS) is a condition to take a shitbut it burns your ass so bad you clench in pain also the side effect from eating spicy stuff such as hot wings

i got Fiery Ass Syndrome from eating those very spicy burritos the other day.

by Chase Farnham March 16, 2012

Flerspective

a fictional magical property of persepective believed to be true by flat earth proponents to explain why the bottoms of distant objects can't be seen without admitting that the earth is sphere

You can't see the Roger's Centre across Lake Ontarion from Niagara-on-the-Lake because of flerspective.

by Keigh See April 19, 2018

Flermin

A more appropriate term for the slack-jawed mental midgets that failed all science classes so hard that they believe is an idea debunked over 2000 years ago that the planet we live on is flat!

Flermin wanna believe in something opposite to the fucking photographic evidence we have since the 60s, they should be sterilized

by zerocool6687 April 19, 2018

Fiery Buffalo

The Fiery Buffalo is when you put hot sauce on your condom before sex, most often before anal sex (though that's not a strict rule). It's most often used as a revenge act.

Monica cheated on me with my father, but when I found out I gave her the Fiery Buffalo and we called it even.

by dt76 July 19, 2010

feryal

Feryal is a girl that you can only meet once in a lifetime. She is smart pretty and stands up to what she thinks is right. Feryal wants everyone to be happy. Feryal is a loyal friend no matter what you tell her she will not tell a soul. If you meet a Feryal you must be some lucky person.

I met this girl Feryal and i think we just clicked in seconds.

by monkey see monkey doo August 9, 2018