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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Flawless

Flawless means that you are beautiful and amazing sexy and doesn't care what haters think.
I look flawless today.
Beyoncé: "I woke up like this"
Back up singers: "FLAWLESS"
by Me Beautiful October 29, 2014
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Flawless Victory

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
by TMaC March 21, 2004
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Flaggel

The alternative word to call someone "Gay" or "a faggot." Normally used by straight people towards other straight people caught expressing homosexual actions.

Flay-Gul
"Bro, did you see the bulge in that guys shorts? That was a fucking rattle snake!"

"Dude your such a Flaggel."
by TheAshMan July 20, 2012
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Flawless Homosexuals

Louis and Harry are obviously a gay couple. Those flawless homosexuals....
by Gabi_Styles November 8, 2012
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faglet

A "little fag".
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
Example 1-
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."

Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
by A.B.K. October 9, 2007
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flawless homosexuals

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.
by niall horan October 16, 2012
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