Finishing Stick

Your Dick.

Man you been getting laid a lot lately. Your finishing stick must be sore as hell.

by Claymore123 March 18, 2021

Finishing up

The Act of masturbating while one is in a hurry, or has a limited amount of time.

Man i walked out to the parking lot to see what James was doing before lunch, and i caught him finishing up in his van.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 12, 2009

finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob

your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch

by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003

Finishing room

A room in your Technology Education class your perverted teacher will drag you in to "Finish the job". Caution should be taken when entering and exiting, as you will most likely recieve rather embarrassing comments from onlookers

Chris: Sir, I need to solder these wires together.

Teacher: Ok Chris, let's go to the finishing room.

*Chris and his teacher walk into the finishing room*

Michael: Oooh, Chris is going in the finishing room!

by IlikeTurdulz January 15, 2011

fizishun

modern medicine, telemedicine

forget the doctor, text a fizishun for a prescription

by funstepper July 21, 2017

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019