five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 20, 2006

five finger solo

a way of saying masturbating

Did you hear?... Frank was doing a five finger solo during english

by evan to the a and t October 13, 2006

five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

Five finger shuffle

Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.

I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.

by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006

five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007