Fire Job

The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.

Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max

Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving

Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking

Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.

by Fireman123 December 21, 2008

SUPA HOT FIRE

the greatest rapper of all time but he's not a rapper

supa hot fire spits supa hot fire

by ajk-sl September 7, 2011

a fire turd

This is a phenomenon experienced after eating much spicy food!

AAASHHHHHH@#$%&!!! I just passed a fire turd!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

Finie

The funniest, most intellegent, beautiful woman in the world. The kind of woman you just can't wait to spend the rest of your life with! She always a great listener and heeds your advice, remembers your stories. She always acts selflessly, never thinking of herself, only thinking of how she can improve the lives of those she loves.

I love my fiancé Finie.

by Procrastinatron November 27, 2011

Fire Piece

A fire piece is a a fake ( clone ) copy of a credit card,driver’s license, or any card form of identification.

I just bought a fire piece off of truefatgod for the low.

by Truefatgod January 17, 2020