Mexican Firehose

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass

So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose

by smapdi100 July 22, 2008

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Carolina firehose

The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.

Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude

by FortniteTerrible May 13, 2022

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

arabian firehoser

when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum

my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

Hungarian Firehose

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.

"Dude, I was gettin' head from some hoe and I blew my load and it came out her nose! Totally gave here the Hungarian Firehose!"

by Bob Johnsy August 4, 2007

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018