Ferdinand

A man with goals asscheeks. Every time u smell them, u say, "oh yeah, let me smell that". And this is always and all the time. A Ferdinand is also a German term for jumping around in the barn with the chickens, before u sacrifice them too the great almighty CHOKOLAK! Why is Ferdinand the best person u always can smell a mile away? I can't tell you. The name Ferdinand is one of the worst names for kids, but not adults, so it's best too get it while your grown. Ferdinand´s have a pretty average penis length, but knows how too use it ;)

Heyyyy maboiiii, u see that massive Ferdinand person right in front of your eyes mahmainzzz?

Nah bruhhski I'm blind asfuck maguey..
Ah man I feel you.
Nicemahboii, I can smell he's asscheeks tho! Are they tasty or nah.
Ferdinand´s are as usual very tasty wachumean maboii?

by chipmunkchicken November 27, 2021

Franz Ferdinand

The awesomest band in the damn world!!!

I can't wait until the Almost Acoustic Christmas at the Hollywood Ampitheatre!!!!

by Take Me Out November 28, 2004

rio ferdinand

£30 million pound england and manchester united defender born in Peckham hated by leeeds fans as he left them to join a better club.

Glen johnson is going to be the next rio ferdinand

by Taylor November 23, 2003

ferdinand

A fluent speaker of Russian, he specializes in the disposal of others. Favorite activities include scratching the cardboard rectangle, meowing, moving his food out of the bowl before eating it, and chasing twist ties around.

"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."

"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."

"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."

"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.

by Chris The Italian Chef April 2, 2009

rio ferdinand

rio and i snorted coke of a soap stars tits in china white last weekend

rio wears kappa
in ayia napa

by jenas November 28, 2003

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

fiddina

Preparing to, about to.

I's fiddina go to da sto'.

by Michael Ferguson December 2, 2003