When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.
Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.
And there's some twists...
-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.
And there's some twists...
-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.
Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.
Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.
Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.
Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
by maximus2149 December 09, 2009
A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's
Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
by queef247 February 22, 2011
A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.
Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
by greenanon December 21, 2008
Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.
Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"
Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
by hooknsailor December 06, 2017
The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.
by CossBoss January 28, 2015
by MrMrSoStoned March 02, 2010